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2003

THE UGLY NECKLACE CONTEST
-- A Jewelry Design Contest With A Twist!

Kathleen Lynam from Tennessee
	When you've reviewed all the semi-finalists, then go VOTE! You can only vote for one. Return to the page displaying all 10 Semi-Finalists My Ugly Necklace by Saddam Hussein I thought I'd submit This necklace to you I've hidden all the weapons There's nothing to do. But I think it's pretty Not ugly at all -- Won't it look great with Some pumps and a shawl? But never mind that Let's focus on this, Ah beading with bullets The ultimate bliss! How did I do it? You peons may ask. Let me assure you It was no easy task. Nuclear weapons were Too large to string, And dirty bombs needed Too many O-rings. So I took some bullets A grenade or two Strung them together And then I just knew, It needed some color But what color would do? I shot the last person Who wore baby blue. Then I thought of my country Oh joyous Iraq! And I chose for my palette The color of black. Then purple and orange Like some giant, great bruise Or the sparkling sputter Of a newly lit fuse. And green was always A favorite of mine The color sickness Of poison Strychnine. I had a few skulls I decided to use Some relatives, I think Who ceased to amuse. Hearts that were broken Are placed here and there, Teardrops to remind you That I simply don't care. My face and my name Why I needn't explain, But I ask you dear judges, Do I look insane? And lastly some thorns As spacers will do, Now my necklace is waiting To Bedazzle you. So there you have it I'm sure you'll agree The prize and the glory Should go all to me. (or else). (BOOM).
Hanging on the bottom are pink ballet shoes and the Devil. Below them and not seen in the image above are two skull heads with red rhinestones in their eyes.

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-- A Jewelry Design Contest With A Twist!

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